|Starring|| Courtney Friel|
|Run time||3-6 minutes|
Ab News is a segment introduced in mid-2009. The segment grew defunct towards late 2009.
Originally, a video featuring Courtney Friel exercising was played as Greg read off various topical stories. The segment was not featured in every episode. Later on in the series, "Ab News" featured Shira Lazar, and then eventually, Diana Falzone. As "Ab News" progressed throughout the series, the videos got increasingly suggestive.
Video Edit400px|left|thumb|Courtney Frielthumb|400px|right|Shira Lazar