|August 8, 2009|
|Air date||August 8, 2009|
|Guests|| Lauren Sivan|
August 7, 2009
August 11, 2009
"Welcome to Red Eye, it's like 'So You Think You Can Dance' if by 'dance' you mean escape the trunk of my Lexis"
- Lauren Sivan: "She's so hot that kids now say 'liar, liar, pants on Sivan"
- Shira Lazar: "If sexiness were a dog show, I'd enter her with a poodle"
- Bill Schulz: "In Antwerp, he's a medical condition"
- S.E. Cupp: "If fierce commentary were a cane, she'd keep many old men erect"
- Pinch: "..he's not even good at wrapping dead fish"