This is a list of segments.
Active[]
Every episode[]
Chronologically
- Pre-game report
- Rap
- Introductions
- Greg-alogue
- Today's sponsor
- Halftime report
- Red Eye Robot Theater
- Post-game wrap-up
Occasional[]
Alphabetically
- As you know, I draw the news
- Ask a Dick
- Ask-Abee Huckabee
- Father Knows Best
- Fox News Alert
- Mail Time
- Music Notes
- Master Baden
- Meet your Baker
- Messages for Greg
- Schulz on the Street
Defunct[]
Recurring[]
- Ab News
- Annimals
- Bill-A-Buster
- Guest Who's Coming on?
- Ron's Letters To Obama
- Pinch & Me
- Pop Smear
- Previously on Red Eye
- Today In McConaughey
- Twitter News
- Yoga News
One time[]
- Proops' poop